We have been working from home for over a month now and, consequently, I have noticed some subtle changes in our relationship. Yesterday, I couldn’t take it any longer so I Googled the top signs that you may be headed for a breakup. I was very concerned with what I found.
My dog had the top four signs:
Number 1. He wants more time alone.
This is one is so obvious. He used to wait eagerly for me to get home each day. I could barely make it in the door before he started with his big, wet slobbery kisses. Now it seems that I can barely get his attention. He seems distant. Many days I catch him just staring out the window. The website recommended that I “give him a little time, don’t follow him and see if he comes back.” Thanks, Google, this advice never even worked when I was in high school.
Number 2. He puts his friends first.
I remember when I would let him out in the yard, and he would race back in to see me again. Now I have to go to the door and call his name over and over. When he doesn’t come back in I typically find him at the fence talking to the neighbor dog. Sometimes I have to go out and drag him back in. Talk about a blow to your ego!
Number 3. He has stopped making an effort.
The website said that relationships require effort. Yesterday I dropped a morsel of food on the floor and he never even lifted his head in my direction! I had to pick up the food and walk it over to him before he would eat it. Need I say more?
Number 4. He doesn’t appreciate me.
Who needs a website to figure this one out? I tried to lavish him with expensive gifts. Special new dog treats and a collapsible water bowl. I even bought him a new collar and matching leash. Sure, when I ask if he wants to go for a walk, he acts all excited to go out but I can tell by the fourth or fifth walk that day that clearly, he is “over it”. The thrill is gone.
I do wonder, however, if I am reading too much into these signs. I am hopeful that when I go back to the office full-time our relationship will return to normal. But, if that doesn’t work, I’ve already got a pint of “breakup” Haagen Daz in the freezer ready to go.
